carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

splinteryourspine:

i literally can not stop laughing

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

9gag:

A helpful life tip.

nastyurl:

an autobiography

fuckyeahairplaness:

Polderbaan Schiphol (by feikew)

tonofpendle:

she looks like me kind of!

She does!!

youdumbdominick:

I understand now

asgardian-centaur:

aicosu:

otakuhostess:

blackbanshee:

nightmareloki:

buttonghost:

elderheart:

I guess I’ll be keeping a spoon in my makeup kit…

this video was an experience.

oh my word

all these years of struggle….

*cries tears of joy*

え！？いいね！べんりです！

I’ve been doing my eye liner wrong all these years